Sunday, May 16, 2010

Horse or car? could this be the ride you were looking for?

1. Trail Horse - Your average run around town animal. Has the energy to get where you are going, the brain to find the best way to go, big enough to carry the normal sized American.





2. The Arabian - perfect for those who travel long distances in a day and try to multi task while driving. Although the Arabian may not go to your home or office with out specific instruction, it WILL go somewhere.





3. The Draft - Calling all soccer moms. This big guy can carry the whole team, their gear and snacks. Just like the big machines, this guy will require more fuel, and his shoes will be more expensive than the compact model.





4. The Western Pleasure - The right car for the high end white collar workers. This animal works harder and requires more special knowledge so only the best can figure this out. Be sure to take your cell phone. You won't be stuck in traffic, you just won't be getting anywhere fast.





5. The Parelli - Salesmen, stay at home moms, and high school kids will all enjoy this dream. You can load him down with flapping Wal-mart bags, ask him to walk in places a horse won't fit, and you can dance with him as you listen to the latest tunes.





6. The Ranch - The most dependable animal available. He will go where ever you ask him to, at whatever speed is appropriate. You can tie him to the stop sign and he will be there when you get back. Best of all, this model has been specially engineered to be able to go without water for days and stay fat and slick by eating sagebrush and dead prairie grass.





Of course all models are available in base colors (sorrel, bay, black) Special order colors are available (dun, gray, palomino) and for an additional fee, custom paint jobs are also available (overo, tobiano, blanket, leopard).





No horse is sold with a warranty, however maintenance plans are available in the event brakes, steering, or accelerator fail.

Horse or car? could this be the ride you were looking for?
i'll take a ranch


special order dapple gray color
Reply:THAT WAS GREAT! LOL
Reply:i'd like the #6 please, gray, and yes, i would like fries with that.
Reply:Lol Thats Really Funny!
Reply:thats what my dad sed when i told him to buy me a car he sed...Just take ur horse...u can tie her to the bike racks
Reply:LOL love it-thanks for the smile:)
Reply:that was funny! good one.
Reply:lol *chuckles* now that is cute...lol.
Reply:*snorts* good one , thanks for the laugh
Reply:lol if only..
Reply:arab for me
Reply:If I could i would like to take two of the ranch models one in base black with custom decal work of a star (shaped like a paisley mark) right between the headlights (eyes) and a left hind whitewall tire. The other is going to be a big special order so i suppose it will take longer but that's ok I need it in grey varnish marked appaloosa with big white star on hood and well almost lo0oks like a professional rust job only in grey, black and white! Now on to payment do you take credi, check, cash or can i trade my POS Pontiac Grand Am for it?

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